Dear regular oil change place,

You went out of business.  Why did you have to go and do that?

Dear oil change place I ended up going to,

Yes, I am a woman.  Yes, machinery in general is my enemy and we do not understand each other.  No, I am not an idiot.  Yes, I can tell when I’m being talked down to with the assumption that I am incapable of either reasonable thought or the ability to understand words of one syllable.  Thank you for reminding me why I haven’t taken my business to you in 4 years.

Swordspoint by Ellen Kushner

Richard St. Vier is a swordsman-for-hire in Riverside, an unsavory district in an unnamed capital city, where he lives with and indulges his lover, Alec, a scholar. On the surface Richard is an unassuming man, but also a deadly one who takes contracts from noblemen to fight duels to the death.

The book is mannerpunk, a fantasy subgenre where our heroes don’t face magic or foreign invaders, but society and peers. By necessity, this also means that Riverside itself is almost a character, and I always approve of City as Character*. We also have swashbuckling, abductions, revenge quests, wit, plot twists, and politics. Many of my favorite things.

I liked the book a good bit, but suspect I would have liked it more if I hadn’t read so much fantasy that’s obviously influenced by it, which is always a danger when you read or watch something influential years after the fact. I also had a problem liking…well, pretty much anyone but Richard. Except for Michael (who I found both dull and irritating, not to mention my annoyance with how much of the book’s conflict seemed to stem from his rejecting a suitor he was encouraging until he learned they were unattractive) pretty much all the characters were interesting, which is good enough for me, but I didn’t like them much. I didn’t even like Richard as much as I thought I should, but eventually I realized that part of the mad love I usually have for characters like him was the lengths they go to for the people they care about. While Richard certainly didn’t let me down in that regard, I didn’t like Alec nearly as much as I usually do the person the “hero” is going to great lengths for, which tends to be a contributing factor. I don’t dislike Alec, and I realize he isn’t really quite right in the head, but I don’t think I ever quite got over the bit early on where we learned that Alec likes to annoy people so they’ll challenge him and then he can watch Richard kill them.

As usual, I think iIm coming across as more critical than I actually feel about it., but I did like it, and the world.  I understand Kushner has other stories set in this world. Opinions of them?

*Yes, it’s a district, not the city. But if I think about that, then I’ll start tearing my hair out about how the city doesn’t have a name, which took me about 200 pages to get over.

I got to work today and was 30 minutes in before I realized my shirt was on inside out.

Vineyard Man

Vineyard Man is a less-known romantic comedy from a couple years ago. I’m not sure why it’s unpopular as it stars Yoon Eun Hye of Goong ,and is one of the few modern kdramas I’ve seen where the hero actually isn’t a jerk. Then again, heroes who act like jerks seem to be a requirement for most kdramas, so maybe that’s it.

YEH plays Ji Hyun, a young fashion designer in Seoul who gets fired after her manager steals her design. That same day, her great-uncle comes to Seoul and tells her family that he’ll leave his 1000 acre vineyard to Ji Hyun if she’ll live and work on the vineyard for a year. Eager to get and sell the vineyard, Ji Hyun’s family sends her there, content to let her work to give them the easy life. Like most irresponsible kdrama families who get their daughters in trouble, this is supposed to be cute. There, she learns that the overseer of the vineyard is Taek Gi, a man who she had a misunderstanding with in Seoul that resulted in both spending the night in jail. Eventually, though, they overcome their differences and the expected happens.

It isn’t my favorite kdrama, but it certainly isn’t my least favorite, either. The first few episodes showed promise, but also hit a bunch of my irritation points. For one thing, too much of the humor was in humiliating the characters, a type of humor that’s never appealed to me. Then there was the nature of the misunderstanding, which I think went too far, and petty little revenge bits that just seemed to make things worse, and weren’t funny to me. Thankfully, they didn’t last long.

The big thing, though, was Ji Hyun’s manager stealing her design. Because of course a successful career woman is going to be so threatened by a part time intern that she’s going to steal her design and deliberately sabotage her chances in the industry. Yes, I know things like that do happen, but kdramas’ vilification of smart, successful women with careers and/or goals to make the often flaky, irresponsible, and aimless “cute” heroines look good is one of my major problems with them. (The other is the vilification of family as something to be “beaten”-and I’ve long since accepted that, more often than not, I will hate the “cute” families, sympathize with the ones I’m supposed to hate, and be fine with the ones in between. Then there’s the fact that most “heroes” are alpha jerks to some degree, treat the heroine with disrespect half the time, and she normally ends up suffering in the name of his angst.) Tangent aside, they do, thankfully, make up for that somewhat with another character later on.

I liked that, for once, it was the guy who figured out he liked the girl first, and sat around angsting over it while she was with the other guy, and that he pursued her in the end. (Complete with bus chasing and making out.) Taek Gi stuttering and trying (and failing) to tell Ji Hyun that he liked her was adorable.

I also liked how they handled the other parties-Ji Hyun’s senior classmate Dr. Kim, and Taek Gi’s ex-girlfriend Su Jin-in the normal kdrama love square. For once, it’s the other guy who’s portrayed as a jerk, and the other girl who’s written as being likable and sympathetic. Dr. Kim wasn’t portrayed nearly as negatively as most kdrama other women, of course, but I’ll take what I can get. And even though I don’t like Dr. Kim, I do like the indication at the end that they’ll get together, even moreso since it wasn’t just tacked on to the end, but they were shown as getting along and probably being compatible earlier in the series.

Hate

I am finding myself frustrated with some of my fellow liberals! People who are so readily able to forgive Bush for his policies that wrecked through the economy, his crack pot no child left behind thing that I’ve yet to see a teacher support, the havok he helped shove on the environment, the amount he tarnished the U.S. reputation, his repeated abuses on the first and fourth amendments.